Good Old Boy #5 and #6 - Job Applications

"Hello, I'm John Prescott, and I will be standing for the Deputy Leadership of the Labour Party.

Well, every other bugger is, so I thought I might as well."



"Hello, I'm Ken Livingstone, and I will be standing again in 2008 to be Mayor of London.

You may have heard that the Tories will be having an open primary to choose their candidate. So I thought I might go for that. I'm sure I can sort out getting the Liberals to support me as well, so we won't even need to bother with all the expense to the taxpayer of having an election."