Take from the sick and give to the shareholders
Shorter Conservative Party welfare policy:
"The reason that there is so much unemployment is because the government is paying sick people too much and private companies too little. Our policies will sort this out by taking £25 per week from 500,000 sick people and giving the money to shareholders in welfare to work companies.
In addition, if an unemployed person gets a job, then we will keep paying their benefits to the private welfare to work provider that they were registered with, for up to a year.
These radical reforms will ensure that welfare spending is not wasted on sick and unemployed people and instead provide big, bold and much needed opportunities for corporate welfare."