Satire would be superfluous

"Steve Hilton, though, remains the third most important man in the party behind Cameron and Osborne...Those who are close to him are phenomenally loyal, praising him as invigorating and inspirational. But his ideas are often so concentrated that they need to be diluted. For a while, Hilton argued that Cameron’s first Queen’s Speech should contain no bills, to show that the Tories did not think legislation was the answer to the country’s problems."

I'm not making this up.