The Weekly Gripe
The revolutionary power of the internet will finish off old-fashioned, top down news providers, and replace them with non-hierarchial, modern organisations in which the people themselves get to choose the content and what is important, rather than some out of touch elitist editor.
I give you 'The Weekly Gripe'. The Weekly Gripe is 'an electronic publication created by private individuals for anyone who has ever felt the need to have a good old gripe about people, things or just society in general. The aim of this site is to provide a platform for discussion and to encourage others to express their feelings. It's good to get that gripe out into the open!'
In other words, the existence of the Weekly Gripe instantly obsoletes the Daily Mail, Daily Express and Daily Telegraph. Why bother to pay journalists to write stories for people to grumble about, when they can do it for themselves? Why shell out on highly paid columnists when you can get the same content for free from your readers?
And for anyone wondering what the most popular gripes are, they can be found here. Top ten are:
1. 'Ban smoking in public places'
2. 'Asylum seekers on our doorstep'
3. 'Broadband - superhighway or dead end'
4. 'Men who leave their shirt unbuttoned'
5. 'Another speeding fine'
6. 'Horse manure on the road'
7. 'TalkTalk poor customer service'
8. 'Sky customer service a joke'
9. 'Smokers have rights too'
10. 'Parents with unruly children'
All of which just goes to show how out of touch politicians are. I can't even remember the last time that Gordon Brown gave a speech on men who leave their shirt unbuttoned or David Cameron attacked the government for their failure to deal with the problem of horse manure in the road.